stealingglitches:

Also, hiyah! I think its safe to say the red has washed out, thank god it was too dark for me but just so for the new followers hello this is me! :) and the new hat i love so dearly tehe

Why are you such a cutie? <3

itsadryingpan:

oh my god these sexy beasts

(via pettyartist)

mcsnazzier:

Bat children are wriggly and hard to hold.

(via pettyartist)

cstalli:

dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

she has three sisters you fuckin casual


Who names their fucking kid Skipper

cstalli:

dragondicks:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

she has three sisters you fuckin casual

Who names their fucking kid Skipper

(via mellibutt)

I can kinda see endo like trying not to think about all the horrors he's seen by drowning in jokes and memes and they help him clear his mind and he acts all silly and goofy and all that but he's just trying to hide from the past which is why we have the (mostly) happy and cheerful robot that wonders the halls today

rebornica:

yes

—that and I see Golden Freddy as the Joker counterpart of Freddy and stuff, telling jokes..April Fools is probably his spotlight day

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack, via mellibutt)

  1. (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
  1. Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
  1. Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
  1. Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
  1. Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
  1. Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
  1. (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
  1. Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
  1. Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
  1. (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
  1. Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
  1. Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
  1. Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
  1. Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
  1. (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
  1. Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
  1. Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
  1. Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
  1. (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

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